In this clip, the lads debate about going clubbing in London, but some female persuasion makes up their minds!
- Go on: This is a colloquial way of encouraging someone to continue speaking or to proceed with something.
2. Come along: In this context, it means to join or accompany someone.
3. Quid: Informal British slang for pounds (currency).
4. Slip us in: Phrasal verb meaning to sneak or get into a place (like a club) without paying or without being noticed.
5. Turns out to be: Phrase indicating the result or outcome of something.
6. Bullshit: Colloquial term for nonsense or something untrue.
7. Diarrhoea: Medical term for a condition characterised by frequent and watery bowel movements.
8. Clubbing: Going out to nightclubs for entertainment and dancing.
9. Cool: Slang term meaning good or agreeable.
10. No problemo: Playful or informal way of saying “no problem” or “no worries.”
11. Podium: Raised platform where DJs or performers sometimes stand in clubs.
12. Muff: Slang for female genitalia, used here in a humorous or suggestive manner.
Go on Si, please come along!
But it’ll be expensive, won’t it? Don’t some of those
clubs charge 30 quid to get in?
I’ve already told you I know the bloke who
runs all the doors.. he’ll just slip us
in.
And when that turns out to be
bullshit, what then..
Hi Simon!
Carly!
How’s your stomach?
Oh.. fine!
Simon had really bad diarrhoea on the weekend.. really bad.
Look we’re going up to London on
Saturday clubbing. Do you want to come?
Sounds fun! We’d love to go! Which club
are you going
to?
Um
Sperm in Rhino!
Isn’t that a strip club?
No! He’s made a mistake! We’re going
to one of the big ones! One of the big
cool ones right in the middle of London!
All right.. which one?
Um.. the land of the…
Sound of…
We usually go to Club Opera!
And that’s exactly where we’re going!
Cool!
And I’m driving if you want a lift?
No, we’re cool.. we’ll probably head up early..
check out the shops… a lift back would be
great though?
No problemo!
So do you go clubbing a lot then?
Me? Yeah you!
Um ye .. yeah yeah yeah yeah of course.. dancing
on the podium probably.. or up by the
speakers where it’s, if anything, too loud!
Great! See you there!
See you!
Great, see you later then!
What did I tell you? London and muff go hand in
hand!
